Well, I’ve been keeping to my diet and exercise routine. Not so much my cleaning. My place is still cleaner than it was, but I haven’t really done much to clean it up lately. Mostly it is because of what has been going on in my so-called life.
I am sick of it. I am sick of living like a pack rat. I am sick of looking like a pig. I am sick of hiding.
I’ve got some things going on in my life right now, and they made me realize that I have no life, nor have I for the last 10 to 20 years. I have been on cruise control, doing nothing but getting older and fatter and more boxed in by useless junk. So, I’ve decided to change all that.
I know I said I would change before, and sometimes it lasted for a week or two before I backslid into my old habits. This time is different. This time I’m serious.
I have already placed myself on a weight loss diet. Yeah, yeah, dieting never works, yada yada yada. Well, unlike before when I tried just reducing caloric intake or at least reducing sugar intake, this time I’m going all in.
I have eliminated soda completely from my diet, for starters. This alone is probably the single biggest individual contributer to my weight. I am drinking a ton of water, both as a substitute for soda or other sugary drinks and also because it helps keep me from feeling hungry. I am severely restricting my caloric intake; I aim to consume 1000 to 1500 fewer calories per day. I am severely limiting my carbohydrate intake; I aim to consume less than 150 grams per day, preferably less than 100. (According to this site, for weight loss I should consume about 217 grams per day, and once I’m at my target weight 221 grams for maintenance.)
I am eating more eggs, and plan to consume more protein in place of carbs. I will be buying fruits and vegetables to snack on, instead of potato chips or cookies.
I am starting to exercise. I hope to work up to regular planned sessions, but so far I’ve started with stretching exercises at home and lots of walking around the neighborhood while at work. Tonight I plan on going to my apartment complexes gym, probably to ride the stationary bike. (I’m not sure how to work any of the other equipment – yet.)
As for the pig-sty I call home, I’ve started cleaning. Really cleaning, I mean. I’ve already thrown out lots of stuff, and vacuumed a lot, including areas I’ve never cleaned since I moved in. It’s still a pig-sty, but at least now you can see the floor in many places. I try to do something, anything, no matter how small, every day. As long as I clean more than I mess, it will eventually be clean. Ideally, I would like to be able to leave my blinds open during the day without being embarrassed by what people might see inside.
Unfortunately, there are still two areas left untouched that I cannot change right now. One is my teeth. I desperately need to see a dentist; I have three broken teeth, and several more that are in danger of breaking. One of them is right in front, so I never smile anymore. The other is my job. I need a real job, one that pays taxes and gives me benefits, like health insurance. I cannot continue to deliver pizzas for the rest of my life.
Actually, there is a third area that is untouched. I am still alone. I have no girlfriend, nor even any close friends. I cannot hope to get any until I have made these changes permanent.
Hello, world. This is my first post on my new-fangled WordPress blog thingy. I am here because I no longer have any other personal presence on the Internet. I used to have a personal web page with my ISP, Comcast, until they killed that practice. Before that, I used to have a GeoCities site until Yahoo! killed that. Before that was 1994 and I was (barely) on the Internet using a 9600 baud modem.
Why did it take me so long to do this? Because I’m lazy. Next question.
I was going to title this post “F1RST P0ST” in homage to xkcd 269, but decided against it because I can’t stand when people intentionally misspell English. Some people might refer to me as a “grammar Nazi”. Those people are idiots.
So why “Hello, world”? Well, for one it’s literal; I am saying hello to the (Internet) world with this post. For another, I am a programmer (for certain values of “programmer”) and traditionally one’s first program is a “Hello, world” program. Thirdly, I’ve already wasted far too much time trying to come up with a name for this stupid place and I didn’t want to waste any more coming up with a witty and clever name for this post. It’s not like anyone but me is ever going to read this site, anyway.
So, what am I going to be doing here? You got me. This might even be my only post here ever. When I came up with this idea, I figured I would post about whatever tickled my fancy. I have a wide range of interests, most of which would drive people away in droves, if there were anybody here. It seems to me that most successful blogs focus on one or a few core themes. I believe this is because the further you stray from the central idea that brought people to your site, the more people you alienate who disagree with you on those other topics.
Having said all that, I don’t think I will focus on only one theme, at least not at first. We’ll see how it goes. If anyone ever actually reads this, feedback would be appreciated.
So, who am I? No one. I choose to remain anonymous, at least for the time being. Rest assured that I am no one who is famous or has any sort of political, monetary or religious power.
So, what’s with the name? You try coming up with a name some time! You can read all about Sisyphus here. Of course, if you received a proper education, you already knew who he was. I chose that name to reflect my attitude towards writing this blog, as well as my other hobbies.
Just what are those hobbies?
I’ve already mentioned I’m a programmer. Technically, I am (or at least was, briefly) a professional because I once
prostituted myself got paid to write a serious application for a customer. Also, when I was gainfully employed as a computer technician, I wrote several programs that aided me in my work. Nowadays, I program for fun. I’ve been programming since 1982, although I was interested in computers long before that.
There are more hobbies, and I might get to them if I ever post again. For now, I think I’ll end here and post this to see how this thing works.